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Mom:
I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
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Parents Friends:
How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
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Grandparents:
Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
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School:
Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Tracks
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
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my friend:
i met a guy
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me:
i just started a new tv show
(Source: icouldstopdreaming)
son let me learn you a thing
Not once… but twice.
(Source: only-drawing2)
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
(Source: dont-blink-korra)
(Source: dance--the--blues)
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
What is it?
(Source: pandorasbox6)
